"Can you see the crabs fly off her while she shakes her thing?"
"What the fuck am I talking about? I'm the fucking mayor."
"Let me finish my fucking story."
"Where did you book your strippers? Through Groupon?
"My mom's a whore."
The Martial Arts PhenomTHE M.A.P.
"If I had a vagina I wouldn't pay for shit."
Duh Duh Duh Doooy!
"Nancy Grace can go fuck herself."
"My nipples are like game controllers."
"I walked in on a gangbang."
"Can we all orgasm at once?"
Red EyePUSSY WHIPPED LITTLE BITCH
"I roofied her I guess"
"Any donations are going towards my boob job."
"Delivery Boy stole the batteries out of my vibrator."
Little DevilON YOUR SHOULDER
"Fighting for the powers of evil because good is dumb"