Strap in for a journey back to the good old days with this Retro Rewind of the Goin’ Deep Show, episode 1010.
Kid’s Self-Love Session: In this blast from the past, we start with The Kid’s undying love for himself.
Balls or Delusion?: The Kid’s ex thought she had some balls – oh, how wrong she was.
Decor from Hell: Our studio back then was a sight for sore eyes – or rather, a sight to make your eyes sore.
Wally’s Wild Hunt: Wally was out in the woods in this episode, not for deer, but for a different kind of game – the human kind. His outdoor hunting extravaganza was all about bagging the ultimate trophy – ass.
Love Games: GDub had this brilliant idea where women would compete for our love. Think of it as the original reality TV show, but instead of roses, they’re competing for our dicks.
Football Over Family: Wally was clear as day; no woman should dare talk about family shit during an NFL game. He coined the term “Demilitarized Zone” for the top of the vagina – because that’s where the peace should start, and the bitching should end.
The Trimming Debate: We went deep on whether women should keep things neat down there or let it all grow out.
Fantasy Orgy Train: We entertained the idea of running a train on a bunch of hotties – back when the thought of such debauchery was still novel and not just another Tuesday night.
Kid’s Offensive Streak: The Kid was on fire, offending every woman in sight. But hey, in this throwback, he finds redemption in the good book, telling every chick to read up on submission. It’s in there, so if you’re pissed, you can take it up with the Bible, not us.
That’s the Retro Rewind for you, a look back at when we were even more unfiltered, if that’s possible. If you survived this trip down memory lane, you’re one of the true degenerates.
Go Deep, Motherfuckers.
Detailed Timeline
0:15 Intro – Wally and GDub – Wally and GDub kick this shit off, ready to offend your senses.
0:40 Why GDub hates Ohio – GDub explains why Ohio can suck his left nut – because it’s just that bad.
1:10 Kleen’s listener Line – Kleen calls in, probably to complain about our last episode’s debauchery.
1:20 The Kid’s got more buttons – The Kid brags about having more buttons to push, literally and figuratively.
1:35 You ever fight with Wally? – Is fighting with Wally like wrestling a wet eel? We find out.
2:00 GDub begins the hate on Ohio – GDub really goes in on Ohio, calling it the asshole of America.
3:00 I would be insane if I had to grow up in that bullshit state – GDub elaborates on how Ohio would drive anyone fucking nuts.
3:40 Wally is your woman completely shaved – Wally checks if his woman’s lawn is mowed or if it’s a fucking jungle down there.
4:00 How bad is this relationship going? How much hair does she have – Wally’s relationship status is measured by the amount of hair on his woman.
4:40 Oh this is disgusting down here – The Kid gives his honest opinion on the grooming situation – yikes.
5:00 The reason for Wally’s hair loss-Wally blames his hair loss on the stress of dealing with pubic hair.
5:20 The Kid offers up oral love – The Kid says he’s willing to go down, but he’s gonna need a GPS.
5:40 Wally wants Rosary beads between a woman’s titties – Wally’s got a kinky side – he wants to see some holy hardware.
5:55 Naked Nuns playing Poker for the new studio – Our studio decor idea – naked nuns playing poker. It’s art, people.
6:40 Wally’s fascination with Britney Spears – Wally admits he’s got a thing for Brit, especially her “Vajay Vajay”.
7:00 Right above her Vajay Vajay – They discuss the geography above the vagina – it’s educational, if nothing else.
7:13 Is GDub’s girls top of the Vajay called the Fro-hawk – GDub’s girl has a hairstyle down there that needs its own name.
7:20 Demilitarized zone and Carpets and Curtains – Wally introduces new terms for female anatomy – because why not?
8:00 WWII buff Wally wants the landing strip on VaJ Day – Wally relates pubic hair to D-Day. War metaphors, anyone?
8:45 Hat Trick kickin’ butt – Hat Trick’s doing well, but we’ve got plans for him.
9:00 We should go gang bang Hat Trick tonight – The crew contemplates the logistics of a group activity with Hat Trick.
9:20 GDub needs good public transport – GDub talks about needing better ways to get around when he’s fucked up.
9:40 Beginning to listen to reason – Maybe, just maybe, they’re starting to make sense – or not.
10:00 Wally doesn’t want to hear bitches during football – Wally’s golden rule: no bitching about anything other than football during football.
11:00 Chicks will never understand – The crew agrees that women will never grasp the beauty of the game.
11:20 Howard Stern on America’s Got Talent – They ponder how Stern would handle judging talent – or lack thereof.
12:15 How can we get this chick out of her clothes – The eternal question – how to get a woman naked, discussed in depth.
13:00 Bitches need to compete for my love – The Kid thinks women should fight for his affection, like it’s a sport.
13:15 Let them play ringtoss off GDub’s hard cock – GDub’s idea for a new game – because why not use what you’ve got?
14:00 Wally’s outdoor hunting extravaganza – GDS Sports – Wally’s hunting story, which is more about hunting for tail than deer.
14:20 GDS fuck team – The formation of the Goin’ Deep Show’s very own sex squad.
14:30 Wally at the GDS Bunny ranch – Wally recounts his adventures at the fictional GDS Bunny ranch.
14:30 Obviously a train would be run on those bitches – The crew discusses the inevitability of group sex scenarios.
15:00 Wally’s pants would stay on. LOLOLOLO – Wally decides he’s more of a spectator than a participant.
15:20 What do you want to do with your life?-A rare moment of introspection – what the fuck are we doing?
16:00 What did we think we were gonna do with our lives – The crew reminisces about their childhood dreams – none of which involved this.
16:25 GDub hates his job – GDub vents about his job – it’s the Ohio of employment.
16:30 Kids doing what he wants to do. – The Kid’s actually living his dream, which is just offending people.
17:00 $300 million dollars – What do you do – Ecstasy, hooker, ass – If money was no object, their plans involve drugs, sex, and more sex.
17:40 I love myself very much – The Kid loves himself – a lot, maybe too much.
18:00 Some dumb asshole needs to pay me to do this every day – The Kid thinks he should get paid for his level of awesomeness.
19:00 Behind the scenes – Is it a show – They question if this is even a show or just a public diary of their fucked-up lives.
19:20 The Reality Radio vs Stream of Conscience Journal of what I think – Is it real, or is it just random bullshit from their minds?
20:00 I really love the word Cunt – Give Wally some cock – The Kid has a favorite word, and Wally’s in for some crude talk.
20:40 The words The Kid loves to be called – The Kid’s into some kinky name-calling – it’s a turn-on, apparently.
21:00 Pissing off women – They discuss their specialty in annoying the opposite sex.
21:30 Women are for getting fucked, and pushing kids out. then taking care of em – A not-so-subtle take on the roles of women – very 2012 of them.
22:25 Go read the Bible and see what it says. Submit bitches – The Kid finds biblical support for his views on women – debatable.
23:00 GDub drunk off his ass and offending 2 black Christians – GDub gets wasted and crosses some serious boundaries.
24:00 How big is the stick for your slave? – The Kid’s dark humor about control – not for the faint-hearted.
24:40 My X the bitch – You don’t have balls – So You still don’t count – The Kid’s ex still doesn’t measure up, according to him.
25:00 I won’t vote for women because they don’t know how to rail bitches – The Kid’s controversial political stance – not one to win votes.
25:45 Male vs Female – What do guys want – They bro down on what men really want – hint: it’s not complex.
26:00 What’s important to you in this world? – A moment of pseudo-philosophy – they’re not deep, but they try.
27:00 Stop wasting your fucking time – Wally talking jibber jabber-Wally gets philosophical about not wasting time – or does he?
28:00 How much of your day are you doing what you want? – They reflect on how much of their life is spent doing what they hate.
28:30 Outro – Getting the show number wrong – Classic Kid, can’t even get the episode number right.
29:00 Legalize it, Porn.Tumblr.com Serenity Shout – A shout-out to legalizing weed and some soft-core porn – it was 2012 after all.
29:30 Chill to the next one – Signing off, they’re ready for another episode of insanity.
In Studio: Kid A.G., GDub, Wally
Recorded: January 2012
Retro Rewind Release: January 29, 2025
