We’re throwing it way the fuck back to a time when the tequila was flowing, the Tigers were slumping, and Dimples McDonald was straight-up terrorizing a Kid Rock concert like she was auditioning for Jackass: Midwest Edition.
The Setup: You and JMac kick it off on a gloomy day, mourning the Tigers’ off-day and trying to process the volcanic meltdown that was Dimples at the Kid Rock show. Spoiler alert: the drama didn’t start at the show—it started in the parking lot, escalated in the concert seats, and exploded on the ride home.
The Crime Scene:
Dimples:
• Bites people (Red, Brooke)
• Gropes Red’s boobs like it’s second nature
• Headbutts Red in the car trying to find her phone
• Claims amnesia like it’s a legal defense
• Screams about being a “good girl” while plotting to bang Silverback
Meanwhile, The Kid:
• Gets yeeted from the venue after launching a full 24 oz Budweiser at a 6’7″ weirdo with a porn ‘stache
• Forgets Kid Rock was even onstage because tequila erased reality
• Navigates emotional fallout with a black eyes and falls in love with a stripper named Farrah at The Vu
• Learns the golden rule: When you’re good, no one remembers. When you’re bad, everyone does.
Oh, and Don Tang? Poor guy’s just trying to be a sober DD while herding a gang of tequila-fueled disasters through Saginaw nightlife.
Original Airdate: April 12, 2013 (Rewind), Re-Released: April 2025
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