Episode 2287 – The filthiest reunion in podcast history! Kid A.G., Hat Trick & Wally shotgunned Screwball, flipped to page 13 of hell-porn, invented “Castacocque™” dildo molding, measured cum in tablespoons, debated separate bedrooms vs 3am slip-n-slide, and Hat Trick almost puked on a welfare lump with photoshopped tits. Morning sex > cuddles, kids ruining everything, vasectomies are freedom. Mic-jacking chaos included at no extra charge.
– “Page 13 of Nightmare Fuel”
– First time in 13 YEARS the OG trio is back in studio
– Paul Rudd “go on that dick” clips = marriage goals
– Hat Trick’s girlfriend brought fresh 2025 porno mags
– Page 13 reveal: “giant lump of welfare with detached tits”
– Cum loads: average = teaspoon, GDS boys = ⅓ cup athletes
– New business idea: Castacocque™ – clone your willy in ballistic gel + cum-distance testing
– Separate bedrooms = old people knew the secret
– Cuddling is for French pussies; morning wood accidents > spooning
– Vasectomy liberation vs “I’m Genghis Khan with heavy balls”
– Sneaky-anal stories, double-BJ dreams, “give it to me daddy” facials
– Kids suck, marriage sucks, freedom rules
– Shower coffee + dump beer = life hacks
