Episode 155 – Kid A.G. is burping up Cherry Cola and giving an unexpectedly strong endorsement of KFC’s new potato bowl — mashed potatoes and corn already mixed, cheese melted on top, chicken chunks thrown in. They note that yesterday was 666 day and admit the last couple of days have been nothing but nonstop eating, with both guys already feeling the regret and joking they’re turning into Tommy Boy.
From there they recap the previous show’s visit from martial arts phenomenon Bobby G and his girl, who gets the new nickname “Rack” after the crew decides it fits better than RCA. Red the librarian joins the conversation and they try (and mostly fail) to get her out of an appointment so they can go eat pizza. Instead they end up at the library, where Kid spots a young girl in tight jeans with what he describes as “top shelf babies” that were “hurting for a squirting.” He gets caught staring multiple times. Red immediately knows exactly who he’s talking about — the girl had just given birth. This sends Mr. Clean straight into a breast milk fetish confession, complete with a debate about whether drinking from the tap counts as homo (he insists it doesn’t).
The conversation then veers into genuinely evil territory when someone suggests everyone on the show contribute into cups, mix it all together, baste a turkey with it, and serve it at the women’s shelter. The idea gets shut down fast as one of the worst things ever floated on the program. They eventually make it to Mulligan’s for beers (Kid gets served without ID because he now “looks like an old fucker”) and even more food they weren’t supposed to have. The waitress receives a full, unfiltered scouting report: round body, great ass, “dick sucking lips,” visible bruises, and the assessment that she would “ride you like a Harley down a bad dirt road.”
Sports talk focuses on the Detroit Tigers having the best record in baseball and desperately needing a left-handed power bat. The proposed solution is signing Barry Bonds. The guys lay out the perfect scenario: Bonds becomes the DH, reunites with old manager Jim Leyland, doesn’t have to play the field, jumps straight into a pennant race, and the stadium sells out every night. They also give the Mets some love as a team to watch.
The back half turns personal with both hosts sharing their first experiences going down on a girl. Mr. Clean was 19 and extremely nervous. Kid was a junior in high school with the girl’s parents home and still remembers vividly “popping the seal” with his middle finger. They compare notes on why waterbeds are terrible for sex and how awkward early encounters really were. Phone interruptions, chair dancing, and the usual liquor line plugs (206-202-3337 — fuck your grandma, titty fucker, etc.) keep the chaos rolling until they sign off.
OG Notes:
The nips are out and popping through the shirt. Kleen and Kid toss down another spectacular edition of the Goin’ Deep Show. Its a continuation of our 666 week long celebration. Go Deep on some big ol’ titties.
FULL TRANSCRIPT:
Greetings and welcome to the Going Deep Show! I’m Mr. Clean, accompanied as always with Kid A.G. Word up! Welcome to Going Deep. Damn! This is the Going Deep Show! I am the Kid A.G. And for some reason, I found a new concoction that I drank in. The Cherry Cola. And uh… This is the GDS. Program I’ve never heard this program before this is something new to me Shut up, this is the GD s that’s what I’m gonna start calling it now The GDS. We’re gonna make some t-shirts say GDS on it. J Dite Ass Going Deep Show. And we’re here from Essexville, Michigan. Live and in your ears. And the crotch of Michigan. And the crotch. The crotch-erral area of Michigan. My favorite person to be doing the show with, Mr. Glee! Thank you very much, How goes it? Not too bad. Today’s a little chilly. A little nipply. A little rainy a little bit. It’s a little overcast action, yeah. No shit, no shit about that. But any day with a day off of work is always a good day. And it’s always a day to do the program. Always. Always and forever. Now yesterday was 666 day. Yeah, I know. The number of days. And for everybody out there who’s listening to this show, we don’t know when this show is getting released. Probably, probably release today to push everything else back. We got a few, we got a weird kind of set up the way we do this. We pump it out when we want to. But every day really you get a show, you get a program. I just burped and that burp smells really bad. tried one of those new… I’ll give a little free plug here because it was so good. It was so good. I recommend you go out and try it right now. It is called a potato bowl. Oh yes. From KFC. Holy shit. It’s good. You know, I’m the kind of guy that likes to mix his corn with his mashed potatoes and gravy. They already do that. They’re pre-mixed. And then they take cheese and coat the top of the potatoes with cheese. And then they throw… chicken chunks in there which is really good. Okay. That sounds pretty damn good. I’ve seen it on TV. It’s very good. looks deeeep. was very good. was very surprised. was very skeptical of taking my first bite and I bit into it and I was like, damn! It’s like the first time you went down a pussy? You know, I was afraid to go down my first time because I didn’t know what it tastes like. didn’t know if I liked the smell. I always heard rumors that… You know what mean? I didn’t like the smell. No, I wasn’t sure. The smell! The smell! Please help me! Help! I’m telling you, wasn’t sure, know, I chickened out. How old were you you first got down there? I was very old. was very old. was. 21 years old. No, I was 19. My first time. That’s not dead, fucking old. Well, compared to modern day kids, modern day kids are fucking at what, 10 or 11 nowadays? It’s crazy, kids are getting knocked up at 12. Please don’t say that, please, please, please. That’s not even fucking cool. I’m not saying it’s cool. We have a good chunk of list of fricking chicken chicken stuff here to talk about. What the hell was that? I don’t know. My Southern Comfort… Chicken chicken chicken chicken? My Southern Comfort hasn’t kicked in yet. One, we got a little sports to talk about today. We also want to talk about the last two days. Has it been two days? I think maybe three days. We’ve been eating like fucking pigs. Oh we have, yeah. What is up? Dude, it’s like every night I go to bed in agony. I know that one day I was he ate so much in this before we came in the studio. I couldn’t even breathe Why would we it’s like it just and I was looking at photos of myself going my god I’m getting fat and I just keep eating more. I know I eat so freaking much. You know what? It’s it’s an addiction. It really is I’m retarded food is I’ll be looking like Tommy boy pretty soon. I’m Chris Farley You tell me which way this is Jim. Well, I think we need to do though. Let’s talk about yesterday we did a show bobby g martial arts phenomenon in rca reverse cowgirl anal that’s our uh… our new nickname for for bob’s lady out there who is not phoenix with him lucky bastard i know man they joined us yesterday them came to visit all three of them? the twins her and the twins, yes and uh… was good to have them in are we gonna call her rca or we gonna call her rack? rack, think rack, map and rack Rack’s good. Now it’s time for the Mappin’ Rack show. It’s so, it’s so suiting. Suiting? Yeah, it suits her well, you know. Suiting? Is that a word? I don’t know, it is that a word, George W. over there? Suiting? now, suiting. It’s a suiting word. The hell, the president can speak like that, can’t. I’m George. Suiting. So, so we kind of ended the show yesterday with not much time between an appointment that Red had and we’re going to get pizza after or we’re going to try to weasel our way out of the appointment that she had. to get pizza. Yeah, we had pizza and then some. So, before pizza, had pre-pizza. Well, one of the first things I’m gonna bring up is, believe it or not, the lovely red, the beautiful, the gorgeous, the voluptuous, if you will. She’s a librarian. We’re talking sexy librarian, know, hot for teacher style. Yeah, and she teaches knitting. She teaches knitting. And she’s the tender age of what, 25? 25 year old hot redheaded chick. She is like she acts much older than she is I meant as far as you know, but she didn’t being responsible She’s definitely responsible and she and she lets us get away with murder here on the program. I mean for Christ sake I’m how The kind of shit we do in fact yesterday the big topic was How come she doesn’t let us have naked chicks in the studio? She was worried about crabs on her toilet about toilet seats. She’s not worried about naked chicks sitting on my lap I said, how about saran wrap? combat the crabs. What’d say? I can’t remember what she said. She said, don’t want some. Yeah, we’re going to convince them to sit on Saran Wrap. How about we use rubber sheets over top of that right there and then we’ll put a sheet over top of it. We’ll throw the sheet away afterwards. Say what? And she was talking about. Is he going to pussy drippings on there? pussy drippin’s. Yeah, pussy drippin’s, pussy. It’s kind of like how you baste a turkey, slightly different. So we go to the library, right? Colleen and I drive up to library. had already driven ahead of us to meet up with whoever she had to meet. I knew where she was going to be in the library. So we up looked at a magazine, but as we walked towards Red, there was this girl. Oh, yeah. This young, this young girl. was wearing these just really tight tight jeans. You could tell she read she wasn’t even 18. 17 17 17 year old girl and her her titties were just they were scrumptious. They were top shelf babies. They were they were waiting to be released and you they were the kind of they were hurting for a squirting. Yeah, they definitely were and in more ways than one from the sound. She caught me looking like three times at the tits. I looked at the tits and then I looked up at her and then I kind of stared at her. And then but the funny thing was I stared at her and then she wasn’t looking at me. But as soon as I fucking stared down at the tits again and looked up she caught me again. It was like oops. I just flat out looked her in the face look right at her tits and look right at face and smile. Oh yeah she had a nice rack man nice rack. So we get over to red and I don’t even say hi. I’m just like I’m like hey who’s that chick over there with the tits. The funny thing is she knew who we talking about. She knew totally who we were talking about. guess she just popped out a kid. A 17 year old popping out a kid. You know what that means guys? She’s LACTA- She’s lactating. She’s lactating. You know after- That Mr. Clean you have an opportunity here. After. To get lactated out of your chest. Just like you want to do you little splooge. Yeah what the hell. Right? I just want him to shoot it in my mouth. kind of drink you know. HOMO! Milk from the tap you know. HOMO! There’s nothing homo about sucking on titties. Sucking on titties is fine, but you have said on a number of occasions that you want to have… It’s milk, dude. You heard me, I said homo! You want her to squirt it all over your chest, okay? She can squirt it on my chest and then I’ll squirt it on hers afterwards. You know when you’re a kid and you’re drinking water or drinking now as an adult drinking beer and you get really wasted and it dribbles down your shirt? Uh-huh. That is the worst. When you’re completely dry, I’m not talking like in the summertime when you’re sweating a little bit. Like you ever get sweat on your chest and it’s, that is so annoying. How the hell can you want freaking milk? Hey, it’s my fetish, dammit. Oh my God. You ever had breast milk? It’s pretty sweet. It’s pretty sweet. I’ve tasted a little, yes I have. I’ve had a lot of it. Straight from the nipple. Yep. Head to your local grocers for breast milk. You know, I think we should play a joke on the women of Bay City. Like, is there any women shelters or anything like that? There’s a women shelter here. Oh my God. Here you go. What are you going to do? I wish this was 666 day because if we’re to rewind that, we’re to put this section back in 666. No, no, no, no. Because check this out. This would be totally evil. Check it out. We are everybody from the Going Deep show. Collaborates and they come in their own personal cup. We don’t come in this but check this out. You’re gonna mix it No, no, no, well mix it all together. Oh my god. This could be the sickest thing ever Mix it all together and then we’re gonna baste a turkey with it Oh my god, and then we’ll serve it at the homeless shelter for the women What you think of that all the women eating our fuck what a dumbass That was, dude, that is by far, that is one of the worst ideas I’ve ever heard. Almost as bad as your cum flavored freaking lollipops. those would go over, I’m telling ya. Cum sickles, I’m telling ya. Cum sickles. Yeah. We could sell them. Women would buy them. There’s sick bitches out there. There are some sick bitches. There’s some sick bitches. Any of sick bitches want a cum flavored turkey based, based cum flavored turkey? The thing about the sick, Call us up, we’ll do it for you. We’ll even stuff it for you. You gotta appreciate girls. We’ll stuff it. Yeah, we’ll stuff it right in ass. That’d be creamy inside her too. Now speaking of crazy bitches, yesterday we are, I think I should continue with my story a bit. The girls boobs that we saw at the librarian, supposedly just had a kid like you said, gorgeous tits, long straight hair, really cute face. You can tell she was young, she’s gonna still grow into her own still. Yeah, the kind, you like to rest, you’re nuts, Dushbag. But the thing is, you could tell she was gonna get better. She was gonna be good looking. Anyway, we’re about to leave the library there. We thought we were gonna get away with getting red out of there and going and eating some pizza or doing whatever we wanted to do. But one of her people showed up that needed help out and Cleen and I were, we’re forced to go and occupy our time doing something else. So we told Red we were gonna eat. And instead we walked downtown. We were going to go to the coffee shop grab coffee and instead we went to a fine establishment known as Mulligans. No, not uh, what do they call it? The uh, mullet, not mullets, but mulligans. Huh? What the hell are you talking about? Mulletigans? No, not mulletigans. Mulligans. Mulligans. So uh, we get there. to Mulligan’s and we just said, okay, we’re gonna go and grab a beer. But we are fucking hungry. We are hungry. And I left my freaking ID at back of the house, right? the waitress, see the thing with going in there, sometimes you get a good looking waitress, sometimes you get, you get rolly polly. You get the chick that you can roll out. You can roll out like the the girl the waitress we had was round, Yeah, but she had a good looking face, but a round body. Her face wasn’t great, but it was better looking than the bartender’s. The bartender smoked a body. Yeah, the thing is, I gotta tell ya. The face always gets trumped by the fuckin’ body. Oh, the face gets trumped by the body, you said? No, dude, the body, if the body’s hot, the face can whatever. Oh my god. You can always turn the lights off, man. You always bag the head and fuck the body. You’re not doing it Missionary then, apparently. Fuck no, reverse cowgirl. Reverse cowgirl anal. And her anal was fucking good this chick the the bitches face looked like it was hit it was fucking hit. With a fucking shovel. oh Oh Yeah, oh it was hit. Yeah that is. It was bad. um You can tell she was a smoker you know you can tell she was kind of that dirty. smoke my pole. Trailer trash kind of but she would clean you gotta describe what you said though. Yeah this girl um would ride you like a Harley down a bad dirt road. um She would hurt you. She had the thumbprint on her left bicep. She was bruised up, man. She was fucked hard probably the previous night or two nights ago. Say what? Yeah, she was beat. She was fucked hard, probably, and put away wet. But her ass was nice. Oh, she had a great ass. She had a nice tight stomach, it looked like. And dick sucking lips. Not that I… You know the thing about looking at a girl like that? You don’t really look at their face very often. You try not to. You you don’t. You look at their ass. I think I definitely by far looked at her ass more than I looked at her face. There’s no two ways about it. I used to fuck a chick that was kind of built like that and looked like that. She was kind of ugly. I heard you used to titty fuck a bitch. Yup. With Panama Jack. After some lotion, remember to be fuckabitch. you we forgot today once again that’s two oh six two oh two three three three seven the liquor line get drunk and call it fuck your grandma tongue-jacker shitbox whip some money out in fucking titty fucker with all pictures of your grandma and her dildos after she’s dead and masturbate to them call that list online again at one at two oh six two oh two d once again that’s two oh six two oh two three three three seven and Hit your grandma in the shoulder. That’s funny. I always laugh. I always laugh because you laugh right about the same spot you start laughing at me. That is the first time you did that. That was a clutch. But anyway, that’s our now infamous liquor line. Because you were wasted that night. It was a thing. All right, Mr. Clean. I’m pulling out the notes. Pulling out the shizz out notes. um Oh, we have to throw out a congratulations to the paralyzer. He’s getting married from the sun. If you happen to listen to us, congrats, buddy. It’s about time. You know what? I was right. I guessed you’d be the next one. Homo. And you were it. Homo. You predicted it. Whatever. I was right. It’s good to be right once in a while. You heard me. I said Homo. uh Will that make him a hetero? Hetero homo? Hetero homo? Is that a bisexual? I have a couple questions for you, Kofi. Very serious now. You watch some sports, right? I try to. Have you seen these soccer commercials that use, me out to the ball game? No, I haven’t. Fuck your ass. I haven’t. Are you serious? No, I haven’t seen them. Oh my god, dude. Dude, I watch. It’s like a Gatorade commercial. and use take me out to the ballgame instead of uh… instead of using it for baseball, use for soccer. That doesn’t make any sense. It fucking makes me mad. you know what? literally, I mean, I probably watch less than twenty hours of television a month. What? Yeah. I think you’re full of shit. I don’t watch TV. You are full of shit! The only time I ever watch TV is when I’m over here or at my girlfriend’s house. You wanna get high? I wanna get high. Wait, wait, wait. Did you say your grandma’s house? My girlfriend’s house. Oh, they said your grandma’s house. I’m over your grandma’s house. You can’t say grandma. You can’t say girlfriend. You gotta say fun bags. Fun bags. I’m over fun I wanna get, I wanna, I wanna sports and fun bags. On my list of things to discuss today here on the Going Deep program, sports. A couple of days ago, was listening to ESPN radio, the podcast. They have a podcast now? have a podcast, a baseball specific podcast. And one of the things discussed is the Detroit Tigers, local Detroit Tigers, awesomest team in baseball so far, or best record in baseball. going to say the awesomest team, the awesomest team in my mind, the New York Mets. You think the New York Mets are ticket this year, huh? The Mets are rocking and rolling. David Wright, third baseman, kick-ass. Awesome player, he’s the man. Wow, you think the Mets are going to… Mets all the way. They got a chance? Oh yeah. They’ll be the first… They will knock the Braves out of there. How many years in a row can… uh winning the East? Wow. Mark my woods out there people. You don’t think the Cardinals are going to have a chance at Cardinals are in the central division and they will win the… I think you should win that one. Depends on pools. Anyway, one of the things we talked about with the Tigers needed though is left-handed slugger. Who’s the… biggest left-handed slugger in the game of baseball today. Bonds. Barry Bonds. Well, well, I’m thinking somebody that’s going to be around for a while. Also, right, somebody’s going be around for a while. But you got to look at this. What team did Barry Bonds used to play for? He played, well, played, wait, for the Pirates, didn’t he? Yes, he did. Back in the day? Who was his manager? Oh, Leland, wasn’t it? Holy shit. Jim Leland former Pirates manager of Barry Bonds. That would be awesome to Barry up. And the current Detroit Tigers manager. You mentioned picking Barry up? That’d be fucking Pick up Barry Bonds for the Detroit Tigers. Ticket sales go through the roof. Oh my They do need a left handed slugger. And it would be fucking clutch Do you think they would possibly have the capital They mentioned it. Well think about what kind of a draw that would be for the stadium. they would sell out every fucking game. Fuck yeah, I’d go see you talk about making some cash, you throw down the loot for Barry and bake it a bam. You know, instant kaching! It’s about goddamn time they spent some money for Detroit Tigers instead of the Red Wings for once. Well the Wings, yeah they’re a rabbit. Anyway, they do not have any problems getting people in seats now, they’re winning. But you bring Bonds in there and that place sells out every And have a threat of a possible home run every time he’s that bad? Just think about this. They weren’t even talking about next year either. They were talking about getting him at the halfway mark because think about what that does for bonds which would entice him for two reasons, Well three, he becomes a DH, doesn’t have to play the field anymore. He can come back under his manager, Jim Leland, again. And the other one is, what the fuck was it? I’m totally drunk. What the fuck was it? I don’t know. um Well, he would have a chance. Oh yeah, right into a pennant race, right away. He goes from a losing team out of it, directly into the pennant race with Tigers. And he wants to win a ring. He wants to win a World Series. He comes, helps the Tigers make the playoffs. he has an opportunity to get to the series. Cause he’s not gonna go with San Francisco, San Francisco, what’s their fucking record this year? a chance. So there you go. There is my, you heard it here second because ESPN told me. But that would be awesome to have Barry Bounce. Plus he wouldn’t have to change his team colors. Yeah, he really He goes from black and orange to navy blue and orange. And that’s all the matter, team colors, fuckers. If he was wearing the grids, kinda between black, so it’s pretty close. Shut up! Everybody out there, this is Going Deep program. I’m the Kid A.G. We want to tell you to go to our website, go-deep-with-dot-uh-us. We also want to tell you to hit up that listener line oh at 206-202-deep. Once again, that’s 206-202-3337. Because Grandma told you. Grandma told you not to come. uh Too quickly. Mama told me not to come on my… Grandma told you there’d be days like this? There’d be days like this? That’s what my mama said right? That’s what it was. My mama bitch! Mama bitch? Yep. I think we should talk about something. Studio K moving down. It’s in the process of being painted right now. Actually it’s almost painted. I don’t know if FunBags finished the final… uh She’s jerking off, coating the room. She probably didn’t. I would bet both my testicles on it that she Both of them. that she didn’t all men you don’t want to finish and i want more children but i don’t know both testes one delus bonds enough you saw that you saw the red shine in her eyes from those pictures and the devil child on six six six it’s about the time it’s about the time for wrapped up this is the reason we don’t a really good program Ready go? feel pretty stupid chair dancing. He’s just, yeah, he’s not even getting out of his chair. I don’t get out of my chair because I have to move the mic. I have to move the mic. He blinks a little bit when he does that. I shake my ass in the seat and kind of hop around, shake my legs. You like that don’t you? Well, I think we’re gonna take a little break here. It’s like a little break in the action. It’s like a little night at the Roxbury Exeter. We are planning on coming back in just a few moments with more going deep show. Listener line, talk to one more time. That listener line is 206, 202 deep. Once again, that’s 206. 202-3337. This is going to deep show back in here just a few moments. hello and welcome back to the going deep show i am the key to the effigy i’m here with my main man mister clean greetings everyone welcome back to we’re talking about some shit coming up here on the show one thing yesterday i’m driving around with clean after we went through all the staring at the tits and then we really didn’t even conclude that story though we really really really did not So, alright, let’s conclude that fucking story. We’re going to get red. All this goes down, we see this chick with the fine ass tits. Couldn’t get my mind off of her really, to be honest with you. Nice tits. Oh yeah, very nice. Any girl, you get totally distracted by tits. I don’t even remember if she had a face or a head. Actually a nice face. Her face was nice. She wasn’t hitting like that waitress? No, not at all. So anyway, we go to the bar. Tell Red we’re gonna go get a coffee. Instead we go get a huge Killian’s. Get a big ole effing Killian’s, it was great. Tasted good. I get carded, I didn’t have my ID, the ugly bitch let me fucking drink anyway because I look like an old fucker now. Right, I’m an old man now. And you’re out with another old- I’m hanging out with a bald dude, of course. Yeah, you can drink, what the fuck. Uh, so we- Mr. Kling gets a call. Can you turn that fucking ringer off? Jesus Christ That wasn’t like a fucking hit in a damn roadblock there was it? I thought it was on fucking vibrate. No, I can’t turn on vibrates. I don’t hear the vibrate You stick it under your leg like this. don’t even feel it. This thing does not vibrate, Another classic moment by Mr. Everybody stand up and applause. This thing does not vibrate. I told you that. I know it doesn’t matter though, man. How come you’re the only one ever in here who gets fucked with the phone? Yours goes off. J-Max goes off all the time. Dude, J-Max has only been in on probably 20 shows. Yeah, but he had Def Con 4 before. Remember the one that was going off on the cabinet? Time for Mr. Kind of Thrash. and fresh it is something that’s my brittany thank you anyway ugly bitch serves us and then now we fill up on fucking food like madman i can hear it vibrate all the fucking over here yeah i it against my beer can that’s why i have to put it against something that will make it vibrate your cock that see mine’s ringing right now and my crotch hear it can you hear it? crotch is it’s probably martial arts phenomenon since it’s about 414. Anyway, how many times in this story did you derailed? You’re calling me aren’t you, you fuck? You did it on purpose, bastard. I’m not as close, I can’t call you. I didn’t even call you. I know, I’m calling y’all, like this fucker’s calling me over here just because I said I’d never get a call and he’s over here, be-be-be. What time is that? It only could have been better if I… I think if you listen to back to previous shows that… I’m not the only one that the phone goes off but dude, listen, you… I just happened to have my ringer Three shows ago, okay, in fact I think it’s the show that’s up there right now, you don’t even like pick up the… You open it up and then you yell to the phone next to the mic, call me back, I will call you back. Anyway, anyway, Cleon and I fill up on all this food and then we have to pretend to Red to pretend to her that we didn’t fucking eat anything. and that was hard wasn’t it because when Mr. Clean will eat something he eats a shitload of it while he left three quarters of a pizza here and then he went and got ice cream anyway. Mr. Clean has been shitting Blue Moon for the past Oh yeah, it’s green. It looks like grass. It’s so green. You know how you get the green on your shoes? It looks like that color when you mow the grass. When you’re mowing um Alright, clean. Let’s talk about your first pussy eating experience. We mentioned that earlier, but you didn’t kind of get into know, just, the first time I thought of doing it, I went down and just kind of kissed the thighs and got the hell out of Dodge. It wasn’t, it wasn’t even stinky. just, I was just like nervous. I didn’t, I just didn’t want to go there yet. It wasn’t even stinky, man. You remember your first time? Did we just like dive right in or were you kind of cautious? you kind of wondering what it was going to, were you wondering what it was to taste like? She was a virgin. Mine was popter. Mine was a virgin too. A popter seal, you know? I remember putting my fingers in and it was fucking, like I just busted through like a piece of plastic, man. She just, she screamed so bad. I heard a girl with my middle finger once. Did ya? I was like, wow, you’re in trouble. Oh man, my middle finger? Oh, you wait till I put this sucker in ya. I’m no John Holmes, but I’m a whole lot bigger my middle finger. I hope so. Oh man, so yeah, that’d be the… I remember this so vividly too, because her mom and dad were home at the time. And I don’t know what the fuck we were thinking, man. But we stripped down to our underwear while mom and dad were home. uh… I don’t know, man, she had some fucking balls. If I think about it, we were only like… Junior in high school, senior, you know, junior in a sophomore, I think. You little slut. Fuck yeah, man. I know what I want. I want that fucking chick naked. understraddling me, riding my face. Smellin’ it up! it’s got a good scent. I remember the first time I fingered a chick. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah, it great, yeah! It was on a waterbed, which kinda sucked. You can’t finger a chick on a waterbed. You can’t do shit on a waterbed. can’t have good sex on a waterbed. No, dude. You can’t even get good flush. Cause you get the tide, the tide goes out and comes back, yeah. You can’t get the good railing, you know, can’t get the… Timing just You just can’t hit it like you hate the whole generation. And Cleen, we know you do. That’s right. Douchebag I’m calling Cleen out. You can tell he’s all riled. Cleen’s totally riled after that phone call there. Oh, I’m not riled at all. Yes, you are. Like you care less. Just the phone ringing. Yeah, but it’s right in the middle of fucking show. Yours ring. Did I call you out on it? No, because I kept talking. Because it’s the phone ringing. Because I kept fucking talking. Yeah, but you were. Unlike Cleen who’s like. You’re talking and sticking yours in your garage. I was trying to decide if I was gonna hang up on it or what I was gonna do This is my clean imitation of when the phone rings. I think kid just likes to shove his in a crotch. You probably have yours on a combination of vibrate and ring. That’s why you scrub in your crotch. I want it under there. I want it flicking my nuts. On the back of the nut sack. I clean to call it so it keeps flicking my nuts. Flicking the nuts. I love calling clean out. He’s the best. He takes it so well. You know who else takes it well? Once again that’s 202-302-337, the liquor line. Get drunk and call it. Fuck your grandma. Tongue-jack her shitbox. Whip some honey out. Fucking titty fucker. Whip out pictures of your grandma and her dildos after she’s dead and masturbate to them. Call that list or line again. 206-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202-202 oh and hit your grandma in the shitter. That’s great! That is so great! You love those sound bites, man. Oh dude, it is great to have the sound bites, Don’t you think? It’s right Oh yeah, they’re funny. You can’t teach girth. That’s one of Bobby G’s favorites. Bobby G’s favorites, Alright, man. The map. It’s about the time we this bitch up. We wrap it! Okay, that listener line once again is 206 202 deep once again, that’s 206 202 3337. We’re going deep show, naked AG. And Mr. Clean hit us up at goingdeepshow at gmail.com. out with your cock out. Hang out with your wing out. Another congratulations to the paralyzer. Who’s getting married. Who’s getting hitched. Woohoo! that’ll piss off funbags even more if she hears this one because everybody’s getting married besides us. is your date, man? I don’t fucking know, man. Whenever it happens, you know? For her, sooner the better. For me, the later the better. The later the better. It is quite a step, Mr. Clean. Hey, you know, it’s a big step for me to be used as a merit. It you can’t put your penis in other people. I know, I was just thinking about this morning. I was laying there with my morning wood, and I’m sort of thinking, man, I can’t just go out and pick up a whore and fucker. I would like to. Once in while you would, you know? you you know you’re trying to be faithful you still you don’t like the stick it’s a mother put a lot of it’s a tough situation there man but that will be uh… that we discussed in another episode of the show and today g each other next episode and i’m a screen saying clean it if it’s dirty
