Episode 2290 – Kid A.G., Hat Trick, and El Pres turn a mic check into a degenerate variety show you should not blast at work. They bounce from cat-flea triage and actually-hot sexting to plastic All-Star helmets, Livvy-Dunn thirst, and a “kinks: flirty → filthy” tour (praise-kink gets the W). Add Superman takes (fun, not homework), a cranky ad rant, Epstein-file cynicism, and edible math for the game. Fast, crude, and stupidly honest — exactly the bad idea you needed today.
- Hat Trick’s Fitbit filing a sexual-harassment lawsuit against Wally’s dick (“Vigorous zone achieved 11 times, HR 187bpm, device now identifies as a vibrator”)
- Paul Skenes dropping to one knee to tie Olivia Dunne’s shoe while 74,000 fans chant “JUST LOOK UP THE DRESS BRO”
- A psychological kink list that escalates from “good girl” to “gaslight me till I question if the safe-word was ever real”
- Superman porn so canon it made Christopher Reeve’s ghost nut in heaven
- RIP August Ames: zero tan lines, 100% smoke-show, bullied to death by Twitter for refusing to ride the Hershey Highway Express
- Western draft talk; Tigers vs “Stankees” helmet bit
- Sexting beats pics; “good girl” switch flips rockets
- 12 psychological kinks ranked; limits, consent, no humiliation
- Superman review, immigrant angle, laughs > lectures
- Ads on everything = rage; Epstein-docs frustration; edible dosage chatter
- Fitbit “cardio graph” afterglow jokes
- Pay attention to me. Me!”
- “I’d rather have someone fake an orgasm than fake their life.”
- “I don’t stop eating till the job’s done.”
Quote that got Hat Trick banned from family group chat:
“I need his dick pic on my tits in this red bra so bad I’m willing to make it the family Christmas card and sign it ‘Love, the reason Grandma had a stroke'”
