Goin’ Deep Show 2324: Reverse Cowgirl During the Ballgame

Hi everybody, welcome to the show hat trickery hello, and I got to turn his air conditioning off. It was a two-noisey

I’m just getting hot in here. I’m gonna just take some clothes off if you that means yeah

Down your skibby’s motherfucker very well of a 60-year-old man. You need God you need Jesus motherfucker

up down there in a long time. This is one big

national Afro puff of the like hot bush summer. Yeah, I feel like Bush is back in I’ve heard I’ve seen this. Okay, I’ve seen that to that Bush is back in. I grew up with the bush my first girlfriend had the bush and I was fine with it. I liked it. In fact, you ever read this about the first time you did that shit and you’re just like what you experienced and one of my first girlfriend. I mean, she would shave it into a heart shape. Oh, there’s different stuff. You know, back in the day. She put an L. Prez on there for you. I had the landing strip when I had the L. Prez on there for now. I had the landing strip when I had the Lizzered for a bit. You need like a play button like a triangle or a pause. That’s what you say. When you know, you’re going to have, you’re not like you don’t get the rag anymore. No, I don’t. So you don’t need a pause, but after technically. I mean, come on, do you ever think to yourself? I might need a pause at some point because you’re at all. No, no, no, I am like hornier than I’ve ever been in my life, which is ridiculous. So. You’re not even 40 yet. No, later.

because she’s going to be fucking. I am fair. I’m walking like a goddamn cat’s ass in the air. I’m pretty sure I was ovulating. It’s hard to track. Since I don’t have Cheers, but I’m pretty sure. Because fire man came over like four or five times and I was still masturbating in between. What? Wait, wait, wait, four or five times and masturbation. How many times are you flicking zubbing? No, you’re not usually this many on a like on an off week. Like if the kids are home and he’s not coming over, I’m usually not. I mean, maybe once, but I’m not.

Usually he takes care of it, but like this week. I don’t know. I was fucking feral because he came over twice yesterday and then I still freaking. Okay. So this morning, here’s the thing. And this is something I probably going to have to bring up with the ratio. You know what is when you’re with somebody for long. You bang for months and you have your times. You get your, you know, I would say. What do you say the average of a non married couple? That’s the key. I would say at least four times a week.

Yeah, you’re pretty blessed. You know, and it’s four or five times a month when you get older. It’s, but I think this week may have been only three, but I got some BG. I got some beached. And one of my favorite maneuvers. Baseball game on reverse cowgirl watch the game while we bang. That’s the best. Patrick, do you remember last week when I asked you if you if he’s ever doing something else while you’re blowing him? And you said no, and you just got to go there. Like if you ever like know there’s a hockey game on you want to watch the game.

And the next red and I used to watch the world series together. And we would want to bang. So she’d be like, we have to face the TV while we watch the game. So we would bang watching the game. And this is the thing. This is, it’s just a great experience. I love that that we bang while the game’s going. I get distracted. If there’s like, if TV and stuff on, I mean, like, I mean, don’t get me wrong. I can watch porn and do it at the same time. But like if there’s like a movie or something on.

It works does is like, depending on the movie, I guess I can tune it out to a point, but I’m not. Monarch recently with the monsters. And then any comedy. It froze my brain off. I don’t know how many times. I’m like, turn that shit off. Cause I’m, you know, just that’s some good fucking watching Kevin Hart. The one time up in the UP where what’s the way we made you got to get elaborate a little bit on this. So was down in Disney with with my kid for the week came back.

to like three in the morning, got home at one, his mom picked him up and a friend of mine that just broke up with her boyfriend. She came over and we drove all the way up to the UP spent the night. And then next day went out and did the picture out kayaking thing. And so after going to this really cool restaurant. And when they seen that we were having a great time, we get back. She’s like, well, you get, you have to give me one of your world famous massages. World famous. How is it?

her words. Her words. Her words. I’m not going to lie. This is the strangest start to a sex story ever. I took my kid that does me. That’s the Disney. There are a week. And that had been up since three. So we get back to the hotel room. This shitty ass hotel room. And she’s like, well, let’s put something on the TV. And it would just so happen. It was Kevin Hart to stand up. So one thing led to another of getting naked while doing the massage and what that we’re banging in. Yeah.

high like hot tub rooms, hot tub rooms are the best.

– Dude, hotels are getting rid of them.

– Yeah, it’s harder to find.

– It is much harder to find like holiday in and Midland used to have ’em, they don’t have them anymore,

Hampton and Midland used to have ’em,

they don’t have them anymore.

Because the firemen and I have looked.

And they are harder to find.

Like you gotta go out to like soaring eagle or like other places, like,

to find any relatively close and more.

– I’m already in express on while they’re used to have it right now, would go there for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction ceremonies.

When we get a whole, we’d get a room.

with the tub and watch it and bang and play in the hot tub.

You need a bunch of baby oil when you play in a hot tub, right?

Just bad.

Go be diddies.

I think be diddies have been given baby oil a bad rap.

That’s one of my favorite porn genres to watch is when the woman is doing the slathering of the oils and stuff.

I mean, come on, right?

Three Sims with the two massage girls, or is it my favorite recently, I just saw.

guy there’s a guy who’s teaching the

woman how to be the masseuse and then the big tidded hot chick is laying down and she’s like you gotta do this you gotta do that and then the woman laying down gets pissed she’s like too much talking we need less talking and then the next thing you know he’s just whipped it out and he’s tapping around the forehead with it pretty much oh and is this the prize oh this is amazing I don’t see the cameras anywhere this is totally believable I was watching a porn the other day and I was actually they were stopping and it was like okay all right now you’re gonna magically move over to this position and then there’s like a little bit later all right now we’re gonna do this and it was kind of like a behind the scenes but still while they’re fucking do you need the premise do you need the story do you what about you I don’t I fast forward through all that bullshit just get to I want to see it go in though I hate when they fucking cut and it’s already in there yeah yeah yeah my thing is I like the genre of people getting caught and then the person who catches them maybe joins in that’s the fun one to me so there’s gotta be a little that storyline there it’s usually FFM caught is what I’ll look for you know something like that those are the fun ones for me you know but how often I mean you’re getting you’re in banks so much how often are you even looking at porn most more often than not just when I masturbate and that’s like I said I mean it’s happened a few times this week or occasionally like with the firemen but oh you guys are watching together said I was watching the porn because usually the couple times that we’ve done that I’ve I’ve never been watching anything so then of course he’s like what are you watching and so I show him and he was just like and pretty much like as soon as he got on me he wasn’t I don’t know if you’re watching even inside of me like he got on me and was like playing with my tits and stuff and I came before he even years ago and then it was great so it sounds like you were like a porn within a porn watching a porn and then you guys were almost because I’ve seen that exact same scenario in porn why don’t you let us watch so we can have like he likes to like take screenshots of ones that he’ll watch when we’re not together and send them to me to be like oh I want to see you take this and like that’s that’s what I want and stuff so like this morning I sent him the link to the one that I watched because I we’re kind of joking back and forth I know I there was some realize that him about like oh I wish I could suck your dick right now but too too bad we’re not together some some funny whatever cheeky thing and he like he replied he’s like who says you can’t and I was like oh you coming over he just laugh he’s like yeah I know unfortunately blah blah it’s stuff going on today I’m like yeah I didn’t figure and I was like that’s fine I’m like I just got into bed I’m gonna get off anyway and he was like oh and then I sent him the link I was like yeah that’s what I just got off to and then he was like fuck so see I still when I’m cutting the grass it’s what I do on my deep thoughts you know what they’re cutting I think you seriously have it figured out because what’s the top thing on your list of having relationship is like you just don’t want the guy or you want you want your space you want your thing I think you hit your sweet spot if you can maintain this it’s perfect it actually is it’s perfect it’s great i’m completely yeah and happy you get to do whatever the fuck you want the only time is more than others the only time that it comes into play is when you really want to and he can’t be there to do anything or I mean which goes both ways to right like there’s times he wants it and like with there we don’t have a spot because my kids are home and you know what I mean so there’s been fucking buzz kills which I’m we’re gonna figure something out because now it’s summer right so they’re not at school so the weeks that they’re with me it’s gonna be a little bit more difficult

navigate, or so I’ve been kind, I’m not gonna lie to you.

I’ve been kind of like, I’m trying to find a spot that we can go park maybe or like, I don’t know,

I’m not gonna find a place where we can go on the bike.

– Do you have a tent?

– A tent?

– A tent?

– I’m gonna tie it up in your backyard.

– No, I’m not, no, ’cause then he’s still coming up like, no, absolutely not, he’s not coming up with it.

– I got in about it.

– Everybody’s got a tent up for the summer.

– This is perfect though, set a webcam up and had to get the tent and have your [inaudible]

feet just stick out and you can make the money off of the feet, videos, and feet pics of you banging this. I’m telling you, you saw this stupid durations there. This is way cooler than that than with the tent. Yeah, I think you’re on something. Yeah, see, but here’s the thing, like, well, while my daughter filmed that one that I made money off of, I can’t have her film this one. So, let’s just show So that’s what I’m on the scope like a heap.

You know, driving by like is there like a parking lot somewhere is our park that nobody goes to like where can we yeah?

So that’s my well, I’m scoping out, you know, just see if we can find a spot at least on those weeks I can help you out. I got a man

Like yeah, I’m saying like we got to find something like we pulled off on this one spot once

Like off the river and it’s not a great spot especially know that people are fishing and stuff like I worked when earlier this year When I still kind of cold, but because this truck is perfect to fuck in like it’s a plenty of room in his truck But you think I’m joking, but I

I seriously have a map where all of the spots where I used to round a boo. It was it was Hollywood at the time She would Can you meet me here? Can you meet me there? And I have a little pinpointed map of all of the spot?

I mean it used to be the places you go parking and drinking. I mean back That’s what feeling. I feel like there were so many more spots like when we were when I was younger

It was so much easier to find a spot and I don’t know if it’s just because I’m more aware

Now and like another day necessarily can

I guess but I don’t know. I don’t know what it is that I just it seems more difficult now to find a spot Can your kids see where you’re at on your phone? Oh, yeah, you kind couldn’t that can they be like

Go like, you know, hey, why were you?

She used to a lot more like spy on where I’d be at

Like she’d be able to tell when I was at she figured out where golden tongue lived because she’s like, oh, he lives in the middle of nowhere I’m like, oh, he’s got my yope, or she’d ask me like what do you do in a Bay city? Why are you on that side of the river?

But that was a couple of years ago.

We stopped, like, stalking where I’m at now just because she just knows she doesn’t want to know.

Well, no, but I think it’s good that you guys share locations and stuff like that.

I mean, I share with my kids, but what I found is somebody who’s always up to some nefarious shit doesn’t want to share their location.

I’m fine with sharing my shit any time.

I don’t care, because I’m always where I say I’m going to be, you know, there’s really no nonsense when it comes to that.

So yeah, the toe thing, come on now, this is to retos.

We need to think of this stupid as fuck an idea.

And just how it’s been done before.

Jello?

I’m like cream.

It’s got, I mean, for the longest time, I was kind of a foodie.

I wanted somebody to like, yeah, I think it’s because the first time I got a B.J. was with those little ice cream cups with the fudge in them.

With the wooden spoon and my girlfriend at the time, she was, she’d, you know, I don’t know.

But I’m like, just put some of the thing on it and then freeze my cock off and then lick it off and make it hard and stuff and bammo.

She did it.

There you go.

Cokes your head into it.

Yeah.

You thought you knew it.

But, no, back to this tent thing, okay?

This reminded me.

When I was a kid, I must have been only fucking 10 or probably 11 or 12 years old at the time.

Maybe not a teenager.

I was probably, barely, not 13.

I wasn’t a teenager.

There were some neighbor kids.

We had a tent in the backyard one time.

And there was this girl that lived maybe five or six houses down.

and I’m like, hey, can Kevin and I stay out in the tent?

and the yard, and so sure enough, yeah, we go, we go,

it’s all right, we’re gonna have a good night,

we’re gonna go to sleep, we walk to the tent,

and we’re in there shooting the shit,

just like an army style tent with just the basic, basic of tents.

Well, this girl comes down from the night from the,

and she’s in the middle between us, like, spooning me and getting all up in my ear and doing all this shit.

I remember clear as…

I could probably bring this up with my mother.

Like, hey, remember the time when we had the 10-out back and you came out to tell us good night or whatever, you know?

All I remember is hearing my mom, say my name, and then I went over to the tent and I opened it up and I wrapped it around my head like this and stuck my head up like, “Hey, hey, how am I?

How’s it going?”

She had no idea we had this girl in the tent with us.

She was your first through some?

Well, no, because she didn’t want…

She wasn’t messing around with him at all.

was just…

He was just there on the other side and she I was on the one side of the day. Do you have a cook fantasy now?

And then she I don’t know I’ve never I never talked to the guy if he was like a year too old and then I was too and she was a year or too old and then I was too and

Yeah, she was like spooning it up on me like kissing all up in my ear and stuff And it was it was way inappropriate Super inappropriate appropriate. I mean like I said, I was barely the 12 13 years old and she had to be maybe 15

almost 16 geographic dive

Fucking purve what the fuck I was molested

So much oh

Oh god no, stop

Really walk it’s not all right, no don’t oh you want to play with my penis. Oh don’t you cousin reached out to me finally had to be the face book Jesus Christ, what the fuck?

That was the weirdest transition to get you’re the master. Let’s talk sexy stories. All right, we went to Disney world Because I used to I know wait a second

I know we’ve talked about this so you know my cousin her name starts with an a yep

Yes, she’s a show and steal her in Midland. Yes. She’s a good singer. Yep. She has my cut her brother and I are very close Hey, she Why aren’t I I don’t know if we there’s more of a communication between her brother and I but she’s great she’s awesome too, you know, I’ve always wanted to reach out and stuff my up mic.

Because it’s on the one side of the family are awesome. They’re like me. And the cousins on the other side of family are, I can describe it. I don’t know.

My mom cut it kind of what we were growing up. I would say there was a conscious effort to hang with one or maybe not the other.

And it’s kind of fucked up. I don’t know. My mom would probably say, “No, I was not the case.”

But you know you catch a vibe when you’re a kid that you’re going to hang out with this group and you’re not going to hang out with that group as much in this net.

And my cousin was just on my baseball game today. He’s awesome. All of my cousins on both sides are great. But growing up there was definitely that sense of, I don’t know.

I don’t want to say arrogance, but there’s a little cockiness in how you are when you’re fucking, when you’re a kid.

You don’t know which little clicks to join. In the long run, you’re like, you may regret not of hanging out with one side of the family as much as you should.

Trying to make up for that now. I’m really really reach out to me a lot of my

thousands of family and stuff like that. It’s been more time with them. I had my oldest aunt pass away. So it’s like yeah, I want to spend time with these people for they all die.

So the reason why I made that segue is because you bang my cousin. No, not just to rub that into your finger, but you just finger didn’t happen during summertime.

And your little conversation about 10 since staying out. Yeah, trigger that million out of her. She always had killer boots on in the summer.

of my children were conceived inside of tents. These little incubators of fucking human beings.

Don’t have sex in a tent. You’ll make humans. Hatrick, you can have sex in a tent as much you want.

Yeah, I can’t. There’s no problem. There’s no problem. It’s great. It’s fucking great.

We’re gonna have to test it out though. You’re gonna have to put a web cam in so we can watch it,

go down, and we’ll make the money off of your feet. It’s all we need, is that?

You’ll crop the rest out. I mean, it depends on what it is. Different segments to sell on different channels.

Well, I mean, I’ve talked about getting the name of my bedroom. I’m sure I can, you know,

I’ll rig it up in the tent.

Once I find one.

Listen, I was patting myself on the back from last week’s comment about the reason that you want to get a nanny cam is because you’re 27-year-old fuck buddy had one still in his room.

Come on! Come on, man. You can’t just have him bring his over. Come on.

Heavy message with him lately.

We chat here there, but now we haven’t. We hook up those like two times that one week and that was it.

See, here’s the thing.

When you can’t have firemen and you don’t want to masturbate, are you holding off for the firemen?

You can’t hold him up. He’s way better than 27.

But doesn’t matter, he still is 27 better than masturbating.

It depends.

Oh, that should not be it. It’s calling crack.

No, what is it?

He was not bad, but he just jackhammers like he doesn’t know what he’s doing.

Well, you can find some.

I see it. That’s, I mean, his dick is big enough that I wouldn’t necessarily mind showing him a few things.

If you have a lot of potential and how you could use this, what if you don’t just got a…

So wait a second, so was he was mostly on top then we’re about going for

behind yeah so if you wrote him that’s exactly yeah I never had the chance to I’ve kind of did a little bit after he came once but then he couldn’t handle anymore I like what would you call you call it jack hammers that he said yeah you know exactly what I’m saying when I fucking say that yeah we’ve all been there yeah I you got to save that for the right time in place the energy that’s what I’m saying there’s nothing wrong with us sometimes and that could be plenty yeah but like you gotta let me again we only did hook-up twice so it’s not like there’s been many chances to do more

Yeah, I like this I mean the fireman’s fucking good and we fuck a lot So it’s not trying to think back of some of the times when out of my way to try to set that up I mean if I did it would be I’d try to do the back-to-back again because the fireman really like I mean I like that but

I’m trying to think back that to a time when I was seeing somebody that I was having issues with where I couldn’t

There was some performance anxieties there a little bit and it was never more evident than when after that was all done And I just was with the next person. I was like, all right, but she was just fucking her with you know what I mean I don’t but the thing was she was pretty attractive she was I thought I was a drag to do her but I don’t know sometimes you just that vibe is not quite maybe I don’t know I don’t like I said I think I mean I’ve only seen a fireman soft like it’s entire it’s been like over six months he’s just walking up because he is the second to get there pitch of the tent. Pretty much. Like, you know,

like, it’s amazing. Like, which makes me feel good about myself that he’s that fucking turned on fucking me.

Like, and I’m just telling you he needs a water park with him. So, did you tell him he needs an eight week program called Rex Quando to do it to fuck around with? I mean, to teach guys how to girth it up. What is he eating? Like, he said, what is his exercise routine? He says he’s a big fucking guy, right? He says that he’s just always had this like sex drive. He’s always been like this. And I’m like, okay, man. Like, so, but he, but what blows my mind is the fact that like,

he like, he comes and then he likes to keep fucking. Most guys are like, nope, I need some time. I need a break. I mean, like, occasionally time to time. Occasionally it’s it. I mean, but it’s a relatively consistent where he. Yeah. That’s pretty awesome. Yeah. So I’m very spoiled with him. I’ve got a theory. I could be wrong. But if he’s, I think you said he’s average. Little above average. Little above average. So probably six, seven inches or so.

So there’s also less room. The blood needs to flow through. And maybe because it is a, you know, smaller size that blood can stay going through then versus somebody that’s larger. I don’t know. I don’t know. Just a great. Here’s, you know, as I’m, I mean, I’m over 50 now. So it’s like Jesus Christ, I gotta start thinking about, you know, when and where. For me, it’s all.

Okay, I got some time here. Do I want to squeeze one out or what I want to save it for some later fun? Because I don’t know if I’m going to be either in the mood for it. If I, and, you know, as we, as we were talking about earlier, as you, as you’re with somebody over a longer time. I think this is why I think you got the sweet spot going right now. You guys have some separation. You miss, you miss the bang time. We’re together all the time.

Yeah, you know, it does make a difference. I mean, I’m always plans to kids and we’re always fucking grabbing, groping, and doing all sorts of shit. I’m always, you know, but, well, and that’s like, where is it is tricky in the weeks my kids are home to find some, then sometimes that works in our favor, because then it’s like, oh my God, it’s been a week. You know, and then. So there is a little bit of build up. It’s like, I mean, that does work out like, you know what I mean, that definitely does. Work out well, sometimes, you know, and there’s times where I will purposely hold when I was dating. When I was dating a girl. When I was dating a girl from Greenville, I would hold off. She would come over Thursday through Sunday and we’d bang like crazy. And then when she would leave. It’s midday Sunday, I would not. Jack, I would not do any of that and none of it. So to wait for when she got back and that worked out really good.

– I think that’s why I think it might be the sweet spot on that. – Well, no, yeah, I really agree with that. Like, and he gives me shit, because like I said, I mean, our sex drives obviously match each others. But I think sometimes he’s still surprised at how much I want it and so that helps. – Dude, I’m surprised at how much you want it. – But you want to have no one he’s like 20 years. – ‘Cause like he’ll be, well, we said it up. He’s like, well, you want me to come over, you know, before work or after work. I’m like, my answer is always both. Like, every single time. – Can you take a lunch break? – And it’s always, he’s like, you get one. You get one, you know, and so we’ll pick one, whatever. And so.

– Like, it was, it happened where yesterday, like he said, he made a comment about it. He’s like, I bet you’ll come over both. I’m like, really? You’re actually, I’m like, don’t even fucking tease me if you’re not going to come back over after work. And he’s like, no, I think I will. So he did. He came over before work. ‘Cause he’s been really like in that, coming over that morning sex. Like, I’m like half awake at first. You know, he just, I just leave the door a lot because of the bed. But then he did. He came over after work. And I was like, all right. And then I was like, I was done. I was like, holy shit.

– I know, don’t answer.

– Don’t answer.

– No, I’m no shit, who is, who is, man?

I think I’m getting adequate amount,

but I probably could step it up a little bit.

We’re into baseball season now.

– My average is not as high as either one of yours,

so it is what it is.

– Here’s the thing, as far as feast concern,

they’re both initiating it, which is the key.

– Right.

– I am guilty of not initiating nearly as much.

It’s, you know, we, the days seem like they’re flying fucking by, first of all,

how we get to bed, and I’ll reach over,

start fiddling on the knobs, and then it’s, it’s go time,

but it’s like, it’s never, I don’t think it’s both initiating at the same time.

It’s usually like me starting it up with her or starting it up with me.

– Well, and that’s where it’s like, I mean,

we can hang out and just have a couple,

and have a couple of drinks and stuff like that,

but we’ve never hung out in a box.

– That’s awesome.

– Which is amazing.

There’s always, there’s always a point to this, right?

Like, yes, we can hang out, we enjoy each other’s company and things like that, but we’re gonna fuck.

– That’s this trip, you talk in this camping trip, the tent,

this is when the webcam has to happen.

I know it’s gonna be hard.

We’re gonna have to buy you a star link.

– For the star link, so we can watch it live.

– I don’t know.

– Can’t, it’s, you don’t have like, you know,

allergies season and all these different things that cock-bock other people, so.

– I love this.

I love when the stuff that he brings up,

things like this.

What would you bring up last week, because you’re like,

what, allergies season has never fucking cock-blocked me?

What the hell is wrong with you?

– Oh, I do it.

– Do it absolutely.

– Hangovers, hangovers, I’ll fuck through I hang over.

I’ll fuck through this.

And I don’t have an head period for fucking since 2020 so so you’re you’re telling me she’s got like I don’t even have you slide up Oh, man, I mean have it in off week like it’s fucking great. So she’s flicking the shit out of her fucking bean

She’s getting Jack hammered by that vibrators, but it is she’s in there with that yeah What’s that Hitachi fucking one a while?

Very small version of that one now the big ones where it’s at

So double team with that and the other one after going down under for quite a while. Yeah, anyhow, yeah Let’s talk about maxing everyone. Everybody’s getting maxing

I collect these headlines and a lot of the times I don’t even go to read the article But this the boo maxing trend is here one has it not been here

This this article acts like there’s never been this trend of women getting did job I have this shit is just renaming shit that already fucking exists like it’s just it’s so stupid

I can tell you right now, I went from

Not knowing it just about anybody who had fake tits to knowing

A dozen people who have fake tits. Hatrick, you’re blessed. You don’t need fake tits

I still try to put myself into a mindset of a woman who is going to get the fake tits and

I just can’t possibly say I want to insert something into my body that I know is going to be there I don’t–I wouldn’t even put it.

I had a chip inside of me, or like a Elon Musk’s neural link or whatever, you know what I mean?

They’d let alone these pockets of fucking liquids in front of you on your chest.

Don’t get me wrong.

I love them to death.

Yeah.

I’ve been with them without, and I’ve had friends of mine that are my first ex-wife that had double my sex to be in.

I can see for that.

For that, yeah.

She had to put in, and then didn’t like him, and had him pull out, so.

What do you think of the tip, what do you think he reels, fix, doesn’t matter.

As long as he can touch in the reel.

Doesn’t matter.

I do like a 36C though.

Yeah.

Here’s the thing.

I was a 36C when I first started coming on the show.

Yes.

I am a 38D now.

Dang.

Mm-hmm.

So this boob-maxing a social media trend promoting breast enhancement is causing concerns among doctors.

Influencers are pushing products in unrealistic beauty standards.

This line of unrealistic beauty standards.

Yes, it’s been around forever, but he has this leading to insecurities and potential health from unregulated cell.

– What’s up laments? As long as they’re not putting those fucking ass, you’ve ever seen where they do the ass implants? What the fuck is that shit?

– I haven’t heard of that long, long, long. – You don’t? You don’t want an ass plant implants?

– Do you have it at all yet? Why don’t you just get those pants with the curvy padded areas? You’ve seen those, right? – Oh yeah, it’s like a wonder bra, it’s like a wonder butt.

– Wonder butt. So as you can see, my collection of things is pretty much as hot chick, hot chick, chair and stones face kind of fucked up.

– What’s up? (laughs)

I hate to say it, but once you get into the routine of collecting women, like we did back in the day with the tumblr, the only thing that really catches your eyes stories about hot chicks.

Right?

I mean, come on, what do you stop at when you’re scrolling through your phone?

True, it’s hot chicks.

When you’re scrolling through your phone, is it hot dudes?

Do you have a look at hot get a bunch of Instagram hot dudes you found My my algorithm changes up sometimes, but it’ll go through when it’s it’s hot younger mustache guys like or like rightly

Riley green the country singer. Oh, I thought you meant the tiger

No, he’s so fucking hot dude, but he’s got like, you know six foot five cowboy with a mustache So I’ll go that’s tends to be or then there’ll be like random like sexy firemen

For some reason up up across my algorithm. I remember when I was with an endo

Hate the fact that I would just scroll my Instagram and it would just be without a bunch of hot chicks She’s like, what if I had hot guys? I’m like you can’t put up the fuck you want on your phone I don’t give a shit. It’s like what am I gonna fucking do?

It’s not my goddamn phone

Whatever gets you going

Usually though, it’s like just you know sexual innuendos and like dirty

Reels and stuff that I can

Fluctuates because I have like a handful of friends that

We’re like real friends, right?

You know what I mean?

You tend the reals and stuff like that.

Fluxuate. Like I get random hot dog ones because of moonlight.

Yeah. Like we both end up with red hot dogs.

There’s I don’t even know I know as I’m wearing a hot dog shirt.

I know I sent him I fucking snapped him the shirt today.

I was like, dude, look at the shirt.

I have I don’t even know where the hot dog thing came from.

It’s been going on for so fucking long.

It’s just ridiculous.

And it’s not what’s always going to be a thing.

It is. It’s just the thing now.

Like it’s just so there’s random ones with him.

Like I sense them like funny gardening once my one friend.

I, all the ones about like,

I send a lot of the cuck ones to a friend of mine who knows about the fireman thing, and so I’ll, she’ll send those to me too.

So I, I have a few different friends that have, you know, there’s a few that I can send the same ones to, but they have different, you know, and so that will change my cosmet algorithm to change somewhat, you know, but then I’ll be, I’ll send some to the fireman, he’ll send some to me and stuff.

So, um, so as far as like Instagram for me, I’ll go on there and I get a bunch of funny stuff that pops through the one that came through the other day.

And this is totally just, I’m gonna deal with this tomorrow.

Taking the girls to the first higher game.

Dad goes viral for saying inflation has gone out of control after taking his three kids to a baseball game, okay?

So what it was, it shows the receipt.

>> Is it the one that has like 47 beers or something?

>> Yeah, three Pepsi’s four hot dogs, one cotton candy, 17 Corals, like this.

>> Yeah, I think that would do something stupid, some great.

>> It might have been really yep.

I honestly was that dry. I think I was a guy.

Yeah, I thought that was because it’s straight up looks legit too. I mean like it’s a real story you know and

Side note. Did you know that the looms have half-off beers on Thursdays? Yes. Yes. There’s the first day. I was there with Zul.

I went to the game with Zul on Thursday. I was really doing. So she’s going good. Yeah, I

Need to get her in studio. She said she wants to come in. I should have said something tonight But yeah, think about it to get her cleavage ready to come on in so we can see it with our eyes I know I was tech so my daughter has been telling me out about checking out boobs in public more

I don’t hide so she’s paying attention to you. Yeah, she catches me do it and

She really gives me shit when she catches me checking out her tits cuz her is of all of a sudden Yeah, I’m gonna be talking and

She’s like, but she can’t pet a file. I’m like I created those like it is fine like it is fine I’m allowed But anyways, but no, she’ll call me out and stuff and it was funny because we’re at the game in

But my daughter works for him itself, so we’d seen her earlier, but I was in a cross.

From Zool, and I kept staring at her tears. I was like, oh my god. It’s like texting my daughter. I’m like, oh my god I can’t see she’s here at her boobs. I’m like, this is problematic. She’s like, yeah, it’s a bad mom

She’s like, I’m proud of you for recognizing it though. It’s like, but you know, you tits are beautiful. They’re great She didn’t even know locus shirt on it was just like tight. They just look the tightness of that Yeah, I mean it goes right back to what we’re seeing about fake ones and stuff apparently her boyfriend asked

What my sexuality was recently because she’d called me out on something

in front of him like I didn’t even realize and I’m like I’m sorry I’m no better than a man like I’m not even realizing I was in front of her boyfriend and I guess he asked he asked her he’s like is your mom and I’m like what did you say she’s like I told him I didn’t know you mostly like guys but you like boobs I’m like well you feel like that’s a fair assessment.

I feel like that’s a fair assessment.

I mean what woman would even say I ate boobs you know a girl with no a girl with no tits.

My sexuality is a spectrum right like I’m definitely not 100% straight.

day to woman.

The fact that you brought up here, a pedophile, I had this conversation, for the most part, I don’t sit in right out anything I’m going to say on this podcast ever.

I don’t think I’d ever sat down and had a joke that I was going to say, whatever, whatever stream of consciousness comes in.

But as I was cutting the lawn again the other day, I had this idea and I’m putting this out into the world because I need somebody to, this is something that I was thinking it offended erasure so much when I said it, I think she like, it was, it was like

this is the lead into this.

So the premise of this joke, which I’m going to try to have some of my friends come up with and we maybe we could do this right here on this podcast.

Every time we talk about Jesus, right, and we say if Jesus came back right now, people would be like, what the fuck, what’s up with the fucking weirdo?

What is up with this?

He’s a fucking out of his mind.

He’s a fucking out of his mind.

This is, this is, nobody would.

He’d be some whoop, liberal.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That.

Okay.

my mind went even more twisted, okay?

Now, what if Trump actually is Jesus and we got it all wrong, we’re supposed to be fucking the kids

What the fuck is wrong with you exactly this is exactly what I’m saying all the shit I said I would have all the religious people thinking of it. I’m just I’m still I’m still figuring this out I think you should you know, maybe shelf that one. Well, no, man. We’re we’re getting no work in this is

What I’m saying this is what I’m saying whatever whatever offensive shit I can possibly get to this this level of like We’ve gotten a little soft over the last little last you know a couple years, but this is like, you know This there’s a there’s a job. I brought up to one of my buddies on the baseball team today And he and I just started riffing man started riffing and I think if I get with Marslatch phenomenon We’re gonna we’re gonna nail this one down. So I’m just gonna steal this go ahead and go ahead and steal it

But you’re gonna some there you watch is gonna be commuting out there who could have this premise of this

if they haven’t already because I’m not I’m not saying that this probably has been talked about don’t you know comedians are you we see K had a bit about this where he goes it was something about pedophilia he goes it must feel really good because how they’re so tempted by it they have to do it and then kill the kid.

think over Europe and what’s what’s the Bible’s statutory rape loss certainly isn’t in the fucking 10 commandment so hey man free for all bang the kids.

If they got a work there’s no fucking child child labor laws that back then fuck yeah man I’m sure I’m sure it was as soon as the tits grow in there free for all right.

Was it when they get their blood so I mean so yeah it’s what the Bible says we gotta go by what the Bible says.

I mean I love the I love the moms reaction because it’s always the moms reaction it’s the mom’s reaction.

I was watching a deal and Elvis Presley and you look at a lot of this you know what he was around Mick Jagger.

All those guys rock you know Jimmy Page were all around 13 14 year old girls trying to act older and as much as now we go like that’s so wrong.

That Rod Stewart song that I just was listening to there’s like a guy on tiktok we did a video of it lyrics that are just completely wrong it’s talking about bang to virgin and stuff but this guy recreates it as the cops show up to take him to jail.

It’s pretty it’s a funny meme I’ll define it but I don’t know you know I’m old now I have to think about Elmich Pearson.

Do you see this picture here she’s still holding it together man yeah she is.

60-second birthday, would you throw it in her?

Hell yeah, but Sookie’s given that, you know, that smoldering look right next to the left of her I’ll make a person. I thought elmich fierson had had a

Some type of disease and she was gonna die soon

I thought that was the case, but I couldn’t be wrong But yeah, for sure dude come out to elmich fierson Jesus Christ Holy shit balls. Look at that

Look at that nonsense. Patrick, would you go down on a 62-year-old elmich fierson?

Look at this

Shit, you would eat that fucking snatch

Yeah, she’s good shit so I want to tell you guys a

friend of mine The friend of ours house half Malga. He’s moving going out of town

Living down at you’re gonna go live in Georgia

So there’s a we’ve been you know pretty close for the blast probably I don’t know eight to ten years now. Maybe longer

So I’m gonna kind of miss some and stuff and

the other day and I’m like, okay, that kind of sucks. He’s like, can I be gone? And you know,

so two days ago, I get a phone call from some guy. When you get a phone call in the name actually pops up, you’re like, oh, okay, this is like a real, this is like a person person.

So sure enough, I call the guy back. He needs some design work done. And he met me today at Carol Park from LA in the TV and movie industry. Oh, sure. And like casting and he worked

on some, uh, some TV like America’s got talent and American idol and he’s wrote his own stuff.

And he’s got so he and I start talking and I’m like, cool, dude, we’re going to, we’re going to hang out. So I’m going to be going over to his place on Tuesday to have dinner with him and his wife.

And I want to tell him about the podcast and tell him about all this stuff and get him in on the mix of things. But he seems like a good dude and another creative. And I was like, okay, cool,

You know when one guy leaves another one kind of comes into

So it’s pretty cool. As we get older it’s harder to meet you know meet people. Yeah, and I think I’m pretty lucky I have some like outlets as far as baseball

Film festival podcast, you know, I’ve been you know, it’s hard to

You know, what do I always say when I have a girlfriend of all my fuck buddies go away

It’s I always say that my

Endo when she was living at the house and everything I was like, “She eroded my foot, buddy!”

I know I think he’s coming over tonight.

I wasn’t even planning on getting more this weekend.

Oh boy.

Here’s our phone call update.

Are you getting texted right now?

You didn’t blizz zone up.

What’s he saying?

I don’t know.

I’m pretty much anybody.

I’m offended.

Yeah.

Oh, I know.

I don’t know.

I don’t know.

I don’t know.

– I’m doing some promos.

– I want to test out here for a snow wrap up.

We’ve found 45 minutes we’re good.

– Yeah.

– Let’s see if I can get this working.

– Any news?

– I do wanna hear this funny story though,

while you’re going to head up.

– Yeah, I do.

– Every, I was out earlier this week with a friend,

just having dinner and-

– Or a boy.

– A guy, but nothing, like,

you’re the risk of offending you.

He’s like 60 and it could be my day.

– Have you seen his path?

– He’s not like that.

– No, it’s totally different.

He was a regular mind when I worked at a bar and stuff like that.

– Right, are you aware of yours?

– Not like that.

No, God no.

No, he really is just nice guy.

Like, we’re friends, there’s nothing.

Like, never has been, never.

Just, he lives up north now.

And so, like, when he comes down to help his mom out,

’cause she’s looking at her 80s,

and we’ll usually grab dinner, just catch up, whatever.

It’s like, you know, handful of times a year.

And so, I was out in the fireman,

sent me a picture of a beer because he was–

he had to go down state for work, and I said to be here.

And I was like, I have a set of margarita.

And so he’s like, oh, is that where you at?

And I was like, oh, I’m like grabbing dinner with the friend.

He’s like, old fuck buddy.

That’s like his new go-to now.

Anytime I’m with it, like–

Well, I had to talk about it, but–

Well, I kind of assumed it.

I do, but it cracks me up, and I’m like–

because I’ll tell him if it is.

It’s not a big deal, because he obviously doesn’t care.

But it just– I feel like it’s been happening a little bit more lately.

And look at the other side to that is I had sent him.

I don’t even know. Oh, he was sending me picture the screenshots of a porn and there was this one chick They had this like lingerie thing on and I was like, oh, I used to have something similar to that and he was like, oh, no Kid and I was like actually, you know, I think I have a picture like let me go look at the locked folder

And so I had this old picture and I did and so I sent it to him

Because I’m like obviously, you know, and he was just like goddamn and he’s like who was that for?

I was like, “Oh, that was my act.”

And he’s like, “Well, now I’m kind of jealous.”

Don’t even be saying, “I know! I know, dude! You guys are gradually doing it.”

I may have purchased one similar to that, and that one was black, I had to get red this time, but so I’m just going to…

You’re playing everything right. Naturally, you’re going to gravitate towards each other, and then it’s going to be like, “Okay, we can’t not have this or do this now.”

It’s just how it is. I’m good with it. I’m good with how it is, and just whatever.

It turns out to be, it turns out to be. I’m going to enjoy it as long as it lasts.

One time.

It will. Hat trick, okay?

It’s not fucking around. It doesn’t. Fuck it.

Just do it!

I am. That’s the play.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, so I made a bunch of these, because at the beginning, we’re always forget to tell the listener line, right?

So, I made a bunch of these that I want to just test right now.

I’m only going to leave one in, but I’m going to play them off for you just because I want you guys to see.

Listening to the going deep show already proves your judgment is question

Call 989 341 3314 and make it worse call in and go deep

You need to have one. That’s like got a story that rivals hat trip

The dumbest story in base city we seriously doubt it call 989

You got the dumbest story in base. You’re right though. We need the sexy female voice one And we do, I think you’re right.

– I have a voice that I could use for that.

Dr. Pinky Pie from “Dr. Nurse Off Show” would be perfect.

– It’s been a good day.

I was, yeah, like six or six or seven on the game today.

Had three singles, a double, a triple, and a home run.

It was fucking awesome.

And the triple came in the last at bat.

I was trying to hit a triple for like three at bats.

And I was like, shit.

It was, yeah, it was a great game.

We kicked the crap out of them.

So it was good. – Awesome.

– Yeah.

– Okay, Patrick, anything?

Tell us about your next adventure.

– Where are we going to listen to the live?

– Just do it!

– I don’t know.

I mean, I’m going to go hopefully get laid in the next half hour or so.

– Stop doing it.

Come back.

– You forgot to.

– Oh, yeah, I do.

– Grabbing by the pussy.

– Have you ever listened to that entire clip before?

The entire clip of hip-hop before he says that is absolutely insane.

Yeah, it’s a bit terrible.

But then, but that, so I sent you that link to the Howard Stern interview with you.

Yeah, that was a bit sad.

Yeah, I’m like, these two are being completely honest and open.

This is a straight out of the fucking 90s, man. It was insane.

And yet people still voted for him, knowing this shit.

Yeah, to me, back then, when Stern was that entertaining, and you could tell, I mean,

Stern is like pouring it on and being over the top, you know, and yeah, and Trump was honest.

I’m telling you, I’m still not the conspiracy theory that I can get

on is that he didn’t win a single fucking election.

They were all fucking rigged.

That’s why he’s so pissed about 2020 is because he, it was supposed to be rigged in his favor and somehow still he fucking lost.

And that’s why he still focuses on that is because he was supposed to fucking win it because he went in there knowing it was rigged just like he did for 2016, because all of us went to bed for both fucking elections and he was losing by a large number.

And then how did he in the nail doesn’t he fucking wins?

Yeah, like, so how soon before the stories come out that he’s not going to pay a ton of the people working on getting this.

You know that well it’s going to happen.

This motherfucker left a bunch of people that code shell out in the middle of the goddamn desert because you don’t want to pay the buses.

Yeah, it’s going to be fucking hard.

They’re talking about they might even leave that up.

The structure and everything else.

Yeah, it’s classy.

Yeah, classy.

All right, I’ve been kid.

This is going to be show.

Let me play some music.

I’m going to get the fuck out of here.

Your head trick needs to go flicker bean or get fucked or whatever.

She’s going to do.

Maybe a little bit of both.

sometimes a big one. That’s those out too. Oh, he’s okay.

Yeah, you don’t take it. You don’t take that. Yeah, alright, we’ll see you guys. So we’ll see you guys in the next one.