Kid, El Pres and Hi Ho from the phone give you topics of micropenis, men not being able to be men, some green chatter and how not to kill household plants. We go over some bible references, remembering when valentines day actually meant something and how to make up for a little weiner. Listen in. Go Deep.
Kleen laughs for no reason…. well not true. It’s because he’s fucked up on Moonshine. Zaldor joins in from outer space where we bring up Kevin Smith, Brunette curvy chicks, Brandi Love, people blaming the show for their fucked up relationships and we tell everyone how many drinks are appropriate. Raining cum and amber alerts with a movie star to wrap it up. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen celebrate episode 1,666 by forgetting that its episode 1,666. We give a huge thank you to El Pres for providing delicious treats. We try to bang the Paralyzer’s mother, We ask about porn thumbnails, Shoninzo’s preferences, Tiny little sham wow towels and Jordan Peterson. Kid loves watching women interact because of those two faces they make, Kleen goes ape shit for Liz Hurly and we are wondering wtf is up with Mia Malkova’s ass. Listen in. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen talk about stank ass breath, stank ass pussy, how your phone knows way too much about you and your porn habits. We tell all the ladies doing things for the first time that we’re proud of you. Good Job. We wrap up with creepy tech, Huge black chicks freaking and nasty wrestling at a convenience store. Go Deep.
We knocked the damn power out on half the room. Kid and Kleen make best of the situation as we scramble to go live in this episode of the Podcast. Topics covered include High Society magazine, nipple coverage, Netscape Navigator, a mashup of Huey and Metallica along with fake guns on asians and being greedy fuckers. We wrap with a new sesame street song and ways to steal that are not very effective. Listen in. Go Deep.
Kid, Silverback and Spoo from Atlanta yap over some awful Spoo audio. We play some Classic Wesley Willis, Ex’s working at breweries, Ice Cube Raider caps and riots are brought up. We realize Don Rickles would have a hard time in todays world with all the sensitive pussies, We play a little Throat Babies, and Ava Devine. Audio a little shaky in this one from Spoo’s phone. Go deep.
Kid, Silverback, and Spoo from Atlanta jump on the mic where the Kid brings up some sad death to some childhood heroes. Spoo’s connection is shaky and we try to convince the Kid that Asians are more than just local buffet masters. The Proud Boys get trolled, silverback dates fake tits on an Asian and we tell the tale of how Spoo won the guess the vagina contest. Anal swabs, covid tests, and aggressive sista’s wanting to date white boys is also brought up. Listen in and go deep. The audio quality on the Spoo call is a bit shaky. We’ll do better next time.
Kid and Kleen come up with a new holiday, play a clip of Kelly Ann Conway’s daughter who’s pissed at her mommy, Kid fills us in on how tittie nipples have brail on them with all the worlds problems figured out. We talk about our favorite teachers, superior humans, and different races getting along. Go Deep.
Kleen’s drinking moonshine and starting to slur, interruptions abound. We play our new favorite song, talk about what age oral songs are not appealing then describe one of the latest masterpieces in music video. Kleen reveals he still buys DVDs and lives in 1997 and we wrap up some Pam Anderson headlines and some rockin’ music from a local friend. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen talk life coaching, how to unfuck yourself, midlife indecisions, women and their voice, and play a clip of a former preacher now stripper life coacher. Kid talk about money pushes everyone to the store and we’re toying with a format change. Listen in. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen suggest everyone mix up the lubes in their jerk system, Play our favorite clip after getting called out, make Kleen a life coach and grope girls in a church. We talk about which D list celebs we’d love to see punch Kim Kardashian and we play a beautiful song about what one man is about to give his old lady. We wrap with spinners and Puma Swede noises. Listen in. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen go from dog names to feminist in this one. We tip our cap to Kleen and his efforts to keep ridiculous content to our new VIP area. Kleen drools over Liz Hurley, Kid talks about Stern and how money has changed things and we really kick out a few clips for Black History Month. A Tranny fooling a brotha, A sexy cooking show, deadly sex and one of our favorite clips of all time. Ladies proving a guys point in a split second. Go Deep.
Big Titted Stepmoms, Kid gives us the rundown on all the obligation holidays including Valentine’s day. Kleen almost asked Cooch to marry him and we play a clip of a brotha who is looking out for himself and every man out there for vDay. We talk about Romance Porn, a bitch burning down a dude’s house and some jackasses coming up with a new sexual preference. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen tell you how to burn down a satanic house, watching 1,000 lb women pretend to be celebs and Kid develops a game show that
Kid and Kleen do some major research on the most disturbing porn scene they’ve ever seen. There wa sa shooting at Hooters in Saginasty, Kleen wants to look at midgets but all we have is some rape fantasy. Kid hocks a loony, and we wrap up with cheating on your sex doll. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen talk about celebs making memories stretching out the vagina, how amazing it would be to bleach Marylin Monroe’s pubes and how and who has butthole bleaching done. We discuss black history month and Bill Cosby not washing his dirty ass so he can avoid anal rape and covid. A new Met General Manager sends a few dick pics, and We throw down a Hottie of the week revisited. Listen in. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen welcome all of you to what you already know. It’s The Goin’ Deep Show. In this episode we dive hard into the new VIP website for those special enough to know about it. We ask about other shows like our very own. Kid thinks Endo likes nasty cum smells and we talk about some Apple shit, Midgets riding black cock, Tiger Woods and stupid fucking hair on hot chicks. Listen in and Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen discuss tapping a bitches head off testicles during a threesome, Alternatives to Facebook/Twitter, and creating our own Social Network aka a cult for the fallen. We ask why Donald Trump didn’t take some of his money and do the same. We play some clips of why women are fucking upset with their guys and believe it or not threesomes aren’t on the list. We wrap up daydreaming about old lady celebs and we finish with Mr. Kleen’s new logo gear. Go Deep.
Kid and Kleen throw shouts to our listeners from other countries, hijack a hashtag, get bored as fuck and love every second of it and make fun of some droopy titted bitchy business owner who does’t want you asking about her BOO-Bays. We ask you the listener if tits are somehow now anti gravitational, and if you can ask dirty questions in a sex shop. Kid encourages women to do what guys do. That means hunt guys down, fuck em even if the guy is married to his religion. Kid gives everyone the secret of how the world is being overrun by fucking morons and we wrap up with shit talk and anal fisting. It’s a doozy. Listen in. Go Deep.
It’s a fight night at the old Goin’ Deep Show and this one features two episodes with Mr. Kleen and the Kid nearly punching each other out. The Kid pushes too hard and wakes the sleeping bear on both of these episodes. In the first half you’ll hear a walk down memory lane as JMac and Tiny Dancer are in-studio with Kleen and Kid and the conversation veers into ex-wives, not talking, and a whole lot of technology being thrown about. The second half is the Kid just assholing it up at his worst and sending Kleen fleeing from the room dropping N-bombs. It’s an instant classic. Listen in and Go Deep.
Its Classics week here at Goin’ Deep and this one is what set the groundwork for an entire decade of dumb content. This episode comes to you
Kid and Kleen deal with broken equipment, vag rejuvenation, freezing our asses off and jerk roulette. Kid goes over an accidentally watched on purpose, talks about the power of the podcast, hairspray hand jobs and we throw some love to one of our favorite podcasts. Kid is watching History of Swearing and Kleen said he’s now gone to blacked.com for black history month. Go Deep.
Kid goes back and plays a classic clip of an angry black guy discussing banging some honkey bitches then tries to remember what pissed the dumbass off.
Kid and Kleen talk about classic 80s movies you could never make nowadays. Bring you up to date on this weeks cock locking story, virtual reality porn, breasts that grow out of control and we wrap it up with Kleen’s workout routine and tease a future guest. Listen in. Go Deep.
We found a new favorite kids show and it involves some dude flying around by his wang in Denmark. Kid is suspicious of his Samsung TV, gets
Kid and Kleen talk Twitter, Chinese government stopping births, Kleen throws shouts to his favorite big titted bitch and we dive even harder into the sex robot. We do some Hottie of the week to wrap and talk about cleaning out your sex dolls cooch. Go Deep.
Tons to consume in this edition of the show. We bring you jerking to dead people, sex predictions, sex robots, virtual relationshits, mega virtual group orgie apps, burning your sex toy if it doesn’t pleasure you and Miley likes decorates with sex toys. Kleen admits he hasn’t been right since he was 10 years old and Red Eye shows some interest in cyborgs. We wrap with Bang bus teachers and porn scenarios in rapid fire. Go Deep.
Hip Hop fights and Dr. Dre has his brain explode. , We outline the places where we’ll be banned, YouTube is angry with us and we have no idea why but we highlight some other non funny people angry with comics. We ask if we can joke about Jesus. Kleen tells people to kill something and the Apology tour begins. We wrap with a store employee saving a dog, a six man tag match, Cobra Kai and Mr. Kleen’s show notes of tits. Go Deep.
